Hello everyone,
Have you guys tried Omegle?
I have, tons of time.
Except this one time,
I got myself an awesome stranger.
He told me that he is from California.
He's a half Mexican and half white.
He also said that he has a Mohawk and died half of it red.
People thought he is Asian so a lot of people usually stops him,
and even spoke to him in a different language.
He told me there this one time,
He let this guy go on about 5 minutes without interrupting him,
he just smiled since he doesn't know what the guy is saying.
at the end, he finally told the guy he doesn't understand and the guy got angry.
He then told me how hot California is,
so I said it isn't going to be in my vacation list.
He said to go to Paris,
since he wants to go there.
He even admitted that he's a jerk and plays a lot with girls.
Said a girl made him like this.
I asked him where he worked since he mentioned it earlier.
He told me he works with fast food.
He asks me what I do for fun,
I told him watch people race with bikes at night, maybe?
He said Malaysia and California are sure different.
He drinks, smoke, race cars, party and get girls.
I told him there are people like that here,
but I'm not friends with people like that.
He said I'm a good girl and stuff.
Told me I should let loose and party sometimes.
I finally told him that it is against my religions
and he said I'm like the ultimate good girl or something.
He then told me about this girl he likes,
and he got friendzone.
He told me he got flirts with her friends.
and after awhile I kind of lectured him a bit.
Told him girls has strong bond in friendship.
Mess with one, no matter how much she likes you, she would side with her friend.
I told him he has my support on trying to get the girl,
only if he doesn't flirt around and ESPECIALLY not with her friends.
He asks me if he's cute and showed a picture of him.
He's cute, just not my type.
I even told him I want to marry someone from Ireland.
He told me I can't do it and he won't give the permission to do it.
I told him he's not my father and laughed.
He was joking, really.
He gave me his tumblr,
and I told him about blogger.
Gave him mine too.
Said he'll open it sometimes.
Even asked me to write a post about him.
Said to write his name is Bulbasaur .. (yes, its fake)
Here it is !!!
He asks me if I ever eaten taco and said no.
Told me he'll FedEx it to me.
He did say he likes orange chicken.
I'm still unsure what it is and he said its asian's food.
It might be Ayam masak merah, I think...
Oh, he keep making jokes
and said I'm too asian.
Since I don't get it.
And lastly I told him I want to be a cosplayer.
He asks what kind.
I said anime and manga.
He said Naruto and Dragonball Z...
And this is where I want to apologize to him,
I got disconnected since my internet line suddenly...
Sorry ~
That is all from me,
Have you guys tried Omegle?
I have, tons of time.
Except this one time,
I got myself an awesome stranger.
He told me that he is from California.
He's a half Mexican and half white.
He also said that he has a Mohawk and died half of it red.
People thought he is Asian so a lot of people usually stops him,
and even spoke to him in a different language.
He told me there this one time,
He let this guy go on about 5 minutes without interrupting him,
he just smiled since he doesn't know what the guy is saying.
at the end, he finally told the guy he doesn't understand and the guy got angry.
He then told me how hot California is,
so I said it isn't going to be in my vacation list.
He said to go to Paris,
since he wants to go there.
He even admitted that he's a jerk and plays a lot with girls.
Said a girl made him like this.
I asked him where he worked since he mentioned it earlier.
He told me he works with fast food.
He asks me what I do for fun,
I told him watch people race with bikes at night, maybe?
He said Malaysia and California are sure different.
He drinks, smoke, race cars, party and get girls.
I told him there are people like that here,
but I'm not friends with people like that.
He said I'm a good girl and stuff.
Told me I should let loose and party sometimes.
I finally told him that it is against my religions
and he said I'm like the ultimate good girl or something.
He then told me about this girl he likes,
and he got friendzone.
He told me he got flirts with her friends.
and after awhile I kind of lectured him a bit.
Told him girls has strong bond in friendship.
Mess with one, no matter how much she likes you, she would side with her friend.
I told him he has my support on trying to get the girl,
only if he doesn't flirt around and ESPECIALLY not with her friends.
He asks me if he's cute and showed a picture of him.
He's cute, just not my type.
I even told him I want to marry someone from Ireland.
He told me I can't do it and he won't give the permission to do it.
I told him he's not my father and laughed.
He was joking, really.
He gave me his tumblr,
and I told him about blogger.
Gave him mine too.
Said he'll open it sometimes.
Even asked me to write a post about him.
Said to write his name is Bulbasaur .. (yes, its fake)
Here it is !!!
He asks me if I ever eaten taco and said no.
Told me he'll FedEx it to me.
He did say he likes orange chicken.
I'm still unsure what it is and he said its asian's food.
It might be Ayam masak merah, I think...
Oh, he keep making jokes
and said I'm too asian.
Since I don't get it.
And lastly I told him I want to be a cosplayer.
He asks what kind.
I said anime and manga.
He said Naruto and Dragonball Z...
And this is where I want to apologize to him,
I got disconnected since my internet line suddenly...
Sorry ~
That is all from me,
eanaa is signing out from this post
The End
that post made my day! it was so awesome and yes you are too asian because you dont get a lot of my jokes haha
ReplyDeletebut its okay that your internet disconnected! i just didnt get to say bye so that kinda sucked... but anyways yeah thanks for lecturing me lol ORANGE CHICKEN IS THE BEST!